The 213 Things Zack Fair Is No Longer Allowed To Do.
1.) Not allowed to watch Midgars Funniest Home Videos when Im supposed to be working, even if it is that doctored home video of Genesis and a dildo suit.
2. My proper military title is Zack Fair, SOLDIER Second Class not Princess Zacktasia.
3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic materia.
4. Not allowed to challenge anyones disbelief of black magic materia by asking for hair.
5. This is doubled when asking for Sephiroths hair.
6. Not allowed to play Pulp Fiction with a suction-cup dart pistol and any off
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He sucked in a rattling breath, through a throat raw from dirt and grit. His lungs ached as delicious oxygen flooded into them, mingling with the soot and ashes still clinging inside; slowly, a heart that hadn't worked in over four months, forced his sluggish blood along, through cold limbs and stiff joints, speeding up as the wonderful realization hit him again.
He was alive.
Adrenaline raced through his body, his blood hot and singing in his veins; he dragged in another deep breath, relishing the burning pain that came with it, because only the living could feel the pain of life, and right now both pain and life were coursing