I suppose it has been far too long since I have had a decent chance to get on this site. But here I am and I'm not quite sure what to say so...
I will accept story commisions, not artwork because I. Cannot. Draw. Okay now that that's cleared up I will be charging based one weather you want a Oneshot or a chapter story. A one shot would be 3.00 and a chapter story would be 1.00 per chapter. Note I am in a very desperate need for cash.

LA LA LA random hair cuts flying monkeys raaaain Dervish Cats are Orange
That's not the doorknob Megan!!!!!!!!
I'm an amazing person! I can crawl through walls!
Stay out of the wall!
Everybody hates each other but after you get laid everyone loves each other.
Why does Daddy have a chest?
Silence... and my legs hurt.
Oh Dear.
Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants PPPPAAAANNNTTTSSSS!!!!
I see gay people.
Quick Stephanie grab the corkscrew and the bottle.
Oh my flipping monkeys!!!!!
This must be one of the forks we molested when we were children, we did horrible things to those forks.
I'm an evil man with a box and a knife.
Not only am I a lesbian I'm a liar. I'm a lying lesbian! Oh, no!!!! (I'm not really I'm just Bi)
If you don't cut that out I will hit you in the face with a raccoon.
If two girls are cosplaying as a yaoi pairing you know that yuri too right?
Like talking to the bathroom mirror?
The nose... the gnarled apricot in the sun of life.

I'm doing this again because I am incredibly board.

-Put your ipod on shuffle.
-For each question, press the next button on your ipod to get your answer.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY...
Forgotten Children - Tokio Hotel

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
The Icicle Melts - The Cranberries

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Hunter Destroyer Machine - IDK

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
London Bye Ta Ta - David Bowie

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Dancing In The Streets - David Bowie & Mick Jagger

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
If Momma was Married - Gypsy

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Falling For The First Time - Barenaked Ladies

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Walk Like an Egyptian - The Bangles

WHAT IS 2+2?
Unwritten - Natasha Beddingfield

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Eddie - The Rocky Horror Picture Show

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
99.9F - Suzanne Vega

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Rock Me Sexy Jesus - Hamlet 2

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The Lonely Goatherd - The Sound of Music

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Blitzkrieg Bop - The Ramones

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
He's So Strange - The Go-Go's

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Monks Chant/He is not Dead Yet - Monty Python Spamalot

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Introductions - ?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
The Jellicle Ball - Cats

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer - Cats

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Sandy - Annie

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Science Fiction, Double Feature - The Rocky Horror Picture Show

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Hot Patootie - Bless My Soul - The Rocky Horror Picture Show

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
I'm A Gummy Bear ( The Gummy Bear Song) - Gummibar

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
I'm Not That Girl - Wicked

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Riot - Three Days Grace

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened To My Part?) - Monty Python Spamalot

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
The Rebels - The Cranberries

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Vergessene Kinder - Tokio Hotel

-set your ipod to shuffle
-and for each question write the artist of the song that comes up.

WHO WILL KILL YOU?
Andrew Lloyd Webber

WHO WILL WRITE YOUR EPITAPH?
Suzanne Vega

WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU'RE SICK?
Tokio Hotel

WHO WILL CAUSE YOU THE MOST EMBARRASSMENT IN YOUR LIFE?
Susan Saradon

WHO WILL YOU KILL?
Mick Jagger

WHO WILL PAY FOR YOUR COLLEGE TUITION?
The Cranberries

WHO WILL BE AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Three Days Grace

WHO WILL BE AT YOUR WEDDING?
The B-52's

WHO WILL YOU MEET WHEN YOU FALL AFTER YOU WALK INTO A DOOR?
Joel Grey

WHO WILL CRY WHEN YOU MEET THEM?
Tokio Hotel

WHO WILL BE SCARED OF YOU WHEN YOU MEET THEM?
Gummibar

WHO DO YOU LOOK UP TO?
Aileen Quinn

WHO IS SITTING NEXT TO YOU?
The Cranberries

WHO WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE?
Various Artists

WHO IS STALKING YOU?
Richard O'Brien

WHO ARE YOU STALKING?
Bob Rivers

-Put your ipod on shuffle.
-For each question, press the next button on your ipod to get your answer.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY...
Wilkommen - Cabaret

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Great Balls of Fire - Dolly Parton
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Sandy - Annie

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Such a Shame - The Cranberries

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear - Bob Rivers

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Wannabe - Spice Girls

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Rebels - The Cranberries

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
The Circle Game - Joni Mitchell

WHAT IS 2+2?
Heroes Die - Ronnie Day

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Hard Knock Life - Annie

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Sexy Questions - ?

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Welcome to the Black Parade - Three Days Grace

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Final Day - Tokio Hotel

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Feel Pretty - West Side Story

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Mein Herr - Cabaret

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Everytime We Touch - Cascada

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
I Cain't Say No - Oklahoma

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Little Lamb -Gypsy

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The Time Warp - The Rocky Horror Picture Show

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Defying Gravity - Wicked

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Brave Sir Robin - Monty Python 'Spamalot'

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
I Got You Babe - Sonny and Cher

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
In Liverpool - Susan Vega

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Mama, I'm a Big Girl Now - Hairspray

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
They All Laughed - Shall We Dance (Ginger Rogers)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
I'll Make A Man Out Of You - Mulan

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Rest In Peace - James Marsters (Spike)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
The Chimney Song - Bob Rivers

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
The Saga Begins ( A Lyrical Adaptation of American Pie) - Weird Al Yankovic

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Eyes - ?